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tigerbaby40

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(02/11/07 22:52:57)

PimpSkittles

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It was announced by NASA earlier today that the following equation (entitled "Heather's Law") has been in effect for some time now:

Heather = FRIGGIN' AWESOME

This law states that Heather (a.k.a. ME) is too cool for everything and everyone, but by simply being around her and knowing of her existence, you are considered cooler than the majority of the human race. But don't be fooled, of course: only Heather herself is the best.

How's life, BTW? I haven't been here in ages. Stupid school, swallowing up my time...grr...

Mint Rubble

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(02/12/07 09:28:48)

As you can see, not much really going on here at all. For a while me, Routhier & WM5 were always here- now WM5 has vanished too. It's pretty much been a private message board for Routhier & myself for the last couple of months. Once in a while Rogers shows up to proclaim her awsomeness, that's about it...

routhier

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(02/13/07 14:20:31)

luckily, knowledge of my awesomeness is so great and accepted that there has been no need for a law... this way, not even biblical scholars can naysay the goodness and joy of my presence.

Mint Rubble

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(02/14/07 18:39:24)

Speaking of awsomeness... I see Calethos lurking in the shadows. "Woogie-boogie ninja!!!"

tigerbaby40

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(02/18/07 23:26:34)

PimpSkittles

What incredible jerk-faces, am I friggin' right, yo?! And, o'course, I also speak of myself in that phrase!

It saddens me to come back here, and see the board a few more members down.

Mint Rubble

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(02/19/07 10:54:37)

Well, I have great faith that if I hang around & keep the home fires burning eventually a lot of people will return. It will be a glorious moment, like when the Hobbitses returned to the Shire *throws up on self* sorry!!

routhier

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(02/19/07 17:01:52)

maybe if i bake a pie and put it on the windowsill to cool, the smell of deliciousness will attract the neighbors?

tigerbaby40

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(02/19/07 20:23:39)

PimpSkittles

I attempted using Facebook to attract friends to the area. I made a group, and everything!

While people DID join the group, I haven't seen them here yet.

Apparently, I wasn't clear enough when describing the situation, and what I wanted them to do...

Just Another Who Wishes on Stars

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(02/19/07 20:36:38)

It worked. I'm here...and I agree...you are basically the coolest!

o0Warstar0o

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(02/19/07 22:27:36)

~Serving Insanity since 1973~

Killer of Cordless Phones

Sire of Many Unrelated Progeny

God of Goddesses

So...do you wish on the WarSTAR?

I can make ALL your UAB dreams come true!

(And that's about it

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Welcome aboard!

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Quotes to live by

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"Pudding can't fill the emptiness inside me! But it'll help."
~Captain Hazel 'Hank' Murphy: Sealab 2021: Happy Cake~

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routhier

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(02/19/07 23:42:21)

wow. that was so puntastic i think you scared even me off...

Mint Rubble

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(02/20/07 09:18:05)

See, people are popping out from under rocks already!

tigerbaby40

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(02/20/07 11:43:37)

PimpSkittles

It's okay, Warstar--I'll still pretend like I love you.

Really, I'm just using you...

...did I say that out loud?

HUZZAH TO WISHES! I shall have your babies someday!

Just Another Who Wishes on Stars

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(02/20/07 12:23:10)

That's an interesting idea there...that way I can have the glory of having children without childbirth. coolness

Mint Rubble

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(02/20/07 13:42:28)

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the glory of having children without childbirth

Yes, it's called adoption. Unfortunately a healthy white baby is very costly ("...healthy white baby?...what else ya got?" sorry, little Cohen bros. referrence there).

routhier

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(02/20/07 13:57:52)

or you could start a cult and call all your members "my children" while giving them kool-aid.

argh. i mentioned "drinking the kool-aid" to a friend the other day and she just stared blankly at me. sad.

Mint Rubble

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(02/20/07 15:32:19)

I just saw this whole thing on Natnl Geo Chnl about Jonestown. Man, that was some disturbing s**t. Did you know they actully injected the children with hypos full of the poison if they were too young to drink the Kool-Aide themselves? Sick f**ks...

Just Another Who Wishes on Stars

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(02/20/07 16:54:49)

I honestly would have never thought of taking such a issue that far...thanks for the evil advice.

Mint Rubble

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(02/20/07 17:04:11)

Well, I don't want you to actually do it... now Routhier on the other hand... who knows... :evil

I Stalk Mr Rogers

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(02/20/07 18:50:11)

This Custom Title Sucks

Well. I'm here!

<center><img src="http://members.lycos.co.uk/thinkweshouldrobthem/kyou4.jpg" alt="I think I'll make him eat the ground. Saves the Day - Through Being Cool. Still good."><br>
Watch him on his knees.<br> Watch him when he sees that I'm not fooling.<br></center>

Mint Rubble

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(02/21/07 11:59:01)

Back to proclaim her awsomeness, as I predicted!

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