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Akane..."Drunken Wisdom"

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(11/30/02 03:55:50)

~Serving Insanity since 1973~

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This topic was created for the express purposes of Akane 1 to type in when she is inebriated on...shall we say..."questionable substances." Heretofore, she will dispense her wisdom, now:

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"Fuckin a'" - Akane

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Akane 1

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(12/01/02 14:17:13)

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I'm sure I had some choice words for this last night but sorry I didn't get on the computer to post them.

Agitou

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(12/02/02 01:54:24)

Initiate

I want that mouse-thing.

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(12/02/02 01:55:29)

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No MAPPY for you!

And yeah, Akane- I bet you did

The best one I heard though?

"Take care you guys...here- drink some water."

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"Each person must make the
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with it hanging about his neck."
~ Margaret Weiss & Tracy Hickmann ~

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Akane 1

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(12/07/02 17:01:55)

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Ok I know I had some words of wisdom last night but hell if I remember what they were.......

~"Life is pretty pathetic when even your own hallucenations lie to you."~

Bihx

Akane you're my hero.

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(12/12/02 18:41:21)

You really are. I think we should have a tape recorder for tomorrow's shampoo session.

Why am I never drunk for my words of wisdom?
i.e. "Maglite bulge."

?????? :wonder

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(12/12/02 20:06:00)

~Serving Insanity since 1973~

Killer of Cordless Phones

Sire of Many Unrelated Progeny

God of Goddesses

Perhaps it's 'cause you are clever without a foreign substance? Or else it's the red hair...I don't know. Somethings in life are not meant to be understood :raise

*Huggles Akane and Bihx*

Have fun cleaning tomorrow :evil

I may join you soon :eek3

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Akane 1

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(12/13/02 00:01:59)

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Bhix you must remember some things from tonight.....Dustin stroked, caressed, and stuck his finger(s) in your box; and you are in charge of arranging things tomarrow. However: If you don't get ahold of Shampoo I'll buy off of her and you me and boy can go do it.....

~"Life is pretty pathetic when even your own hallucenations lie to you."~

Bihx

Haha.

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(12/13/02 18:27:29)

I did not realize that Nicol was Shampoo. Wait. I mean. What? Ok, well Mum is being fleenbixy and now the play money is in the bank and I'm not allowed to play with it for one business day. That's what I get for waiting until they're closed. Bad procrastinating Bihx. Bad. :whip

Okay I don't what the hell is going on. I just know Chirstmas used to be exciting and blissful instead of depressing and stressful. What happened? (Aside from Santa Claus falling off my neighbors roof...

I knew it. He killed Christmas.)

Akane 1

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(12/15/02 14:59:48)

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Bihx's words of wisdom........

"The green was light."
"You guys are boring."

~"Life is pretty pathetic when even your own hallucenations lie to you."~

Bihx

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(12/15/02 16:12:48)

Unfortunately I also remember...

B:"You guys, what's that?!?!"
A:"A plane."
B:"Oh."

B:"Anyways, like I was saying...." (5 minute pause.) "Oh yeah... anyways..."

B:"Oh we're here, I thought we were still there."

Boy:"What were you saying?"
B:*5 minute pause* "What?"

And I do maintain. You guys are boring.

But only because I was being stupid enough for the all of us.

Akane 1

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(12/20/02 01:06:37)

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Will update this post in two days time. Cannot promise that I will remember a damn thing. Hopefully we will find a tape recorder....Or a camcorder....or something. That way you can all read my stupid quotes....yeah....

Velthak

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(12/22/02 04:16:25)

best item said friday night from Akane "no good can come from this"

-- Velthak or shall it be or Oroseldo?

Akane 1

Friday night.....

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(12/22/02 14:50:39)

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Ok these are the quotes that I remeber.....some of them I said while under the bed.....

"Oh god. What if they forget me, and I'm locked in here. How am I gonna get out?"

"I can make it two miles in these shoes and socks. Maybe they have a pay phone at Bridger I can use" (I never really got to the part where I had no change on me...)

A: "Oooh damn my knee hurts. Ohhh beer! Maybe if I drink more it will quit hurting."
Schlepp: "Yeah that sounds like a good idea."

And another favorite: Andy: "Shit we didn't hale the whale."
Seth: "oh well dude."
Andy: "Things are gonna go to shit cuz we didn't. Mark my words."

Bihx

Friday night.....

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(12/25/02 20:30:52)

People laughed at me a lot Friday night. So maybe I said something funny. But here's what I remember of Akane's words of wisdom:

"As long as I keep moving I'll be okay. No. No. No.. as long as I keep roocckiiing baaack and fooorth I'll be *giggle giggle*."

"Here, brush your teeth with beer!"

"Honey don't do that to your chapstick, here have a drink instead."

"Nicol and I are writing about eating people."

"Here, I'll leave the room and come back in so you can watch us be recreational!"

Akane 1

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(12/31/02 11:43:43)

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Ok this is after many hours with no sleep so its as good as drunk.....

Akane: (trying to be clever) "I know where you sleep."
Velthak: (his come back.) "So do I."

"Nice eyes." (Velthak fails to be smooth once again, after the "plus size model" incident.)

Learn that Bihx has (or should have) elf ears on her shower head......

Uhhhh, Velthak: "My head is on a boob. (long pause) BOOBIES!!!!!

Velthak: (while playing risk) "There's a lot of sex going on in Great Britian."

Akane and Bihx: (about walking across the floor.) Ick ick ick ick!

Bihx: Someone is knocking on the door. You guys just hear a fucking thing I said? *thunk* (velthak falling off the bed.)

Akane 1

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(01/09/03 13:13:38)

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Alrighty folks. Velthak will remember some of these, these are the toasts from the Century Club.....All 100 of them. They are written as they were on the paper (unless the writer was too boozed to write cohearently and then the words will be corrected)

1. Making it through alive (Trevor)
2. 99 left (Andy)
3. Getting boozed (Velthak)
4. Six crazy people (Serena)
5. All the drunks at the table (Nicol)
6. 3 nights of doing nothing (Akane and then pattern repeats)
7. Panda bear
8. And on the eighth day God made key light
9. Sex drugs, rock and roll
10. Pearl
11. The beer flowed like rain
12. Kate
13. Harriet Tubman
14. Snowboarding
15. Head
16. Schnookie
17. No more prohibition
18. Sleep
19. Electric train
20. Jeep
21. Hucking
22. Good lovin
23. Fabio and the hair trick
24. D.A.R.E. Program
25. Granite (the rock) (Trevor)
26. Taking a shot with Dustin (Velthak)
27. 21 (Andy)
28. Down and dirty (Serena)
29. Ever present underwear gnomes
30. Bread
31. Valence
32. Legos
33. Warren Miller
34. Sex in the City
35. Hot spring sober nights
36. Drunken pictures
37. Plastic
38. Century's club
39. Boooobiiieeeessss
40. Beutiful black men
41. Good women drivers
42. Cell phones
43. Einstein
44. "I don't fuckin know!"
45. Nice, Sweet, Ass
46. I call him tiny
47. Fuck fuckity fuck fuck...
48. Big foreheads, nice eyes
49. Digital photograpy
50. 30-06
51. Drunken Contra
52. Shit yeah
53. No kitty, that's a bad kitty kitty
54. Drunken wisdom
55. Caligraphy pen
56. Corona
57. Dirty thoughts
58. Beuty, which is eternal
59. One to the last (In reference to the power hour)
60. Power hour (Trev, Andy, Nicol, and Serena quit. Those smart people.......) (Nicky started and Akane took over recording from Trev since he dropped out. Anyone can drop out at any time.)
61. One past (Velthak)
62. Opposite sex (Akane)
63. Kindergaurden (Nicky)
64. Nice asses
65. Stupid toasts
66. Waking the neighbors
67. Bad guys
68. Pens
69. Smoking cigars, in all sences
70. Ass
71. Bad 70's music
72. Getting high on paint fumes
73. Suck it off
74. Cheezy hotel soap
75. How stupid people are
76. Video games
77. Shit I don't have my beer done
78. Good photo processing
79. Sex
80. Friends
81. Not living with parents
82. Getting to century club or beating Akane
83. Not puking on the table
84. Velthak puked and missed a turn
85. Sunglasses (Akane)
86. Going to the bathroom (Nicky)
87. Velthak in the bathroom (Nicky for Velthak.) (Velthak back)
88. The toilet god (Velthak)
89. Pooping (Nicky)
90. Mt. Dew
91. Fuck fuck fuck
92. Showers
93. Serena, she's the shit
94. Splits
95. Ballerinas
96. Wow
97. Beer caps
98. Fuck you/Serena cuz she's hot
99. wow she's hot
100. Century club, oh yeah baby.

Akane goes to puke and puke and puke.......

And then a few memorable quotes:

Nicol: I feel like my stomach is eating me.
Andy: I feel like a drunk surrounded by sobers.
Trevor: Its amazing how hard this is when you're drunk.

~"Life is pretty pathetic when even your own hallucenations lie to you."~

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(01/09/03 15:23:24)

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(06/19/03 13:18:26)

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I have one to add for Jared: "Glow sticks! What a concept! I mean they glow....at night! Its brilliant!"

~"Life is pretty pathetic when even your own hallucenations lie to you."~

Warstar

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(06/19/03 14:19:28)

They glow? AT NIGHT?!?!? COOL! :thumb

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(06/25/03 14:58:30)

nice, night glowing...
the best drunken thing I remember hearing is

"Oh, oh, the light, it's red, red...redred...stop, it means stop...stop-stop-stop, it's red. Stop."

"I've gone to look for Myself. If I should arrive before I return; keep me here."

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